Introducing Dodgy Publishing
The greatest chess players are destined to write the greatest books
Today I am pleased to announce my latest business venture - Dodgy Publishing. I have spared no expense to gather the greatest chess minds of our generation together and then tied them to a typewriter for 3 hours each. These are the masterpieces they produced.
First up, a Russian FIDE Grandmaster finally becomes a published author. This self-help book will be your go-to guide to living your best life.
It also includes a bonus section on “How to do Twitter”.
Next, we’re incredibly excited to publish what will surely be the defining book on Cyber Security. Covering everything from 2-factor authentication to “not using ‘password’ as a password”, this is the book to help you keep your data safe, your family safe and most importantly… your Twitter account safe.
A Brief History of Time is a deep dive into time, space, and everything in the universe. Our author explores what time truly means and comes to a startling conclusion - time may not exist at all.
Of course, Dodgy Publishing will also be venturing into the chess market. We’ll be producing game collections by some of the most accurate players of all time.
Though the title of the next book is somewhat wordy, we feel it accurately portrays the content within.
The future looks bright for Dodgy publishing and we’ll soon be acquiring more books, such as Kasparov’s first children’s book “Would You Like to Nuke Iraq?” and “99 Ways to Eat a Baguette” by a yet-to-be-decided author from no particular country.